I met Prudence Dapperling during my first-ever trip to London. It was June of an unusually hot and dry summer, and I was searching for a place that could satisfy my American thirst for something with ice in it. This naive quest eventually led me down a narrow street. As I walked along, I came across a sign of crumbling granite in front of an old and decaying building. Through the moss and bird droppings, I read:
University of St. Kyle
Established 1958
And spray-painted beneath it:
for no particular reason
This lack of school spirit caused me a pang of pity for the old dump. I looked up and down the street, deserted at the moment. St. Kyle's students had gone home, I guessed, for the summer. I was about to walk on when--
Squeak
A shriek of pure terror and the sensation of small feet dashing over my Doc Martens arrested my attention.
"What the--?!" I howled and looked down.
A small mouse was running for her life. (I deduced it was a "she" from the school uniform she wore. The skirt, you know.) She ran upright on her hind legs, glancing behind her with eyes round and wet with fear.
Something heavy thumped down on the toes of my right, then my left foot.
"Hey!" I cried and found the source of her distress.
Three rats chased her. One was large, off-white, and wearing an eye patch and a striped jersey. Another was even larger, wearing what, to my astonished eyes, looked like armor and a shiny chrome cone on his head. The third, riding on the back of the metal-clad critter, was bony and bald-spotted in an ill-fitting running suit; this one whined and coughed a lot.
Feeling sorry for the mouse pup in the uniform, I slammed a foot down in front of the cheeky rats. The three stopped and looked up. I glowered down at them and growled. With a yowl of terror, they turned and skittered away, abandoning their chase.
I burst out laughing. "That'll teach 'em!"
"I doubt it. But thanks ever so!" a tiny voice piped near my feet.
"Who said that?" I demanded.
"Oh I did. Down here."
I looked at my shoes. Standing 6 inches from my right instep was the mouse, looking up at me and smiling.
I goggled at her, dumbstruck.
"Oh dear," she gasped, a paw to her throat. "I thought, by the way you came to my rescue, that you were a knower."
"A 'knower' of what?" I heard myself ask.
"About us rodents," she answered. "Some humans are, you know. I wouldn't have spoken to you otherwise."
"Of course," I mumbled, kneading my forehead.
I wondered for a moment if I were really asleep and this just a dream. To say I was befuddled would be an understatement.
"Does knowing when a critter needs help escaping a gang of plug-uglies, and giving it, make me a 'knower'?" I asked a bit desperately.
The mouse studied me a moment, then nodded. "Yes, it does," she declared, grinning.
I grinned back, feeling strangely gratified.
"Perhaps we should go somewhere where we can talk--" She glanced anxiously at the street. "--unobserved."
I followed her gaze. Two men stood staring at me like I had iguanas crawling from my ears.
"Barmy American," one of them muttered. They shook their heads and walked off.
"I see your point," I said. I bent down and laid my hand on the pavement, palm up. "Want a lift?"
The mouse climbed into my hand and made herself comfortable. "We'll go to Professor Zacchaeus' laboratory," she said. "He's off on holiday. Won't be back for at least another day or two."
I frowned. "Who's Professor Zacchaeus?"
"A sort of... friend of mine," she replied. "Just through there." She pointed at the big front doors of St. Kyle's.
Despite my doubts (and better judgment), I entered the building. We made our way through the cavernous foyer, down musty, deserted corridors, past yellowing walls and filthy windows, and over threadbare carpets and wooden floors worn nearly to the foundations.
"Are you sure this place isn't condemned?" I asked, wrinkling my nose at it.
"This happens to be my home and that of several generations of Dapperlings before me," the mouse sniffed indignantly.
"Sorry," I apologized. "'Dapperlings', did you say?"
"Yes. That's my name. Dapperling. Prudence Dapperling. Turn here!"
I made a right down a short hall at the end of which was an old door on rusty hinges. I raised a questioning eyebrow. She smiled up at me and nodded. We entered a large room so filled with books and clutter, it seemed cramped. In the middle, standing by itself, was what looked like a glass tollbooth.
"What's that?" I asked, pointing at it.
"Just one of the professor's inventions." She waved a dismissive paw. "How about putting me down on that lab table? We can talk there."
I carried her to a long, scarred table against the wall. It was covered with books, papers, clocks, wires, tools, computer components, software, and smelly old food and drink containers. Prudence planted herself on a thumb drive. I pulled up a chair, cleared the papers from it, and sat down.
"We're really not supposed to reveal ourselves to humans," she announced. "At least, not our true selves."
"You mean dressed and chatty and bipedal like?" I offered.
"Yes, like that. When we are accidentally spotted by people, we're supposed to go feral."
"Go what?"
"You know. Feral." To demonstrate, she made her eyes go wide and vacant, hopped down on all fours, and wriggled her nose, whiskers, and tail. She then sat back on her haunches and licked and rubbed her paws very fast, like I'd always seen rodents do on Animal Planet.
"So, it's all just an act?" I marveled.
"Yes," the mouse sighed, wrinkling her nose. "Without the clothes, naturally. It's a deadly bore. And so-o-o-o embarrassing." Prudence rolled her eyes.
I swallowed a laugh. "I can only imagine."
"I hate doing it."
"Understandable."
"So, when Blue Vinny, Cheshire, and Hudson chased me--"
"Who?"
"The rats."
"Oh yeah. Them."
"When the rats chased me outside and I ran into you and you saved me from them, I figured you were a knower, that you understood, so I didn't do it. Go feral, I mean."
"Well, I do understand now. Sort of." I stared at her a moment then asked, "Why do you all go feral whenever humans see you?"
"Because that's what they expect," Prudence retorted matter-of-factly.
"But why not be yourselves?"
"Because humans are happy believing that they alone have civilization and culture and government." The mouse smiled. "We want them to be happy."
I eyed her doubtfully. "By 'happy', you mean blissfully ignorant, don't you?"
She made a face and shrugged. "Well... yes. You humans do tend to get a bit overwrought about things you don't understand."
I nodded. "And then we can get a lot dangerous."
Prudence nodded back, wide-eyed. "Exactly."
I looked at her in wonder. I never dreamed a mere rodent could be so interesting.
"I'm very glad to know you, Prudence Dapperling," I said... and meant it.
"Right back at you!" the mouse replied with feeling.
I extended a finger. She grasped it in both paws. We shook on our friendship.
Since then, I've been blessed to know this mouse and her amazing life, spent in almost as many times and places as the imagination can travel. Such a story she has! If only she'd share it, I told her, the world might gain a few more knowers. And that wouldn't be a bad thing. Would it?